DAMMIT JOHNS, EVERY ACCESSORY DOESN’T NEED AN ORIGIN STORY!  SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST WEAR THINGS BECAUSE THEY LIKE THEM.  I mean, do you think when he gets dressed in the morning he thinks, “I put on my underwear - the last underwear my mother gave me before she died”?  DUDE.  REIGN IT IN.

DAMMIT JOHNS, EVERY ACCESSORY DOESN’T NEED AN ORIGIN STORY!  SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST WEAR THINGS BECAUSE THEY LIKE THEM.  I mean, do you think when he gets dressed in the morning he thinks, “I put on my underwear - the last underwear my mother gave me before she died”?  DUDE.  REIGN IT IN.




LOLOLOL.  Do you think that little antenna makes the old dialup connecting sound?  And then maybe says “You’ve got mail!” when it goes through?  (And how many of my followers are old enough to get that joke?)

LOLOLOL.  Do you think that little antenna makes the old dialup connecting sound?  And then maybe says “You’ve got mail!” when it goes through?  (And how many of my followers are old enough to get that joke?)


Okay, this actually gives me a lot of feels.  Poor Piper.

Okay, this actually gives me a lot of feels.  Poor Piper.


"Just ruined a good shirt."  "You’re as good as dead." = NOT AN ACTUAL PUN, JOHNS

"Just ruined a good shirt."  "You’re as good as dead." = NOT AN ACTUAL PUN, JOHNS


ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, JOHNS?

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, JOHNS?


One of the things I loved about the Messner-Loebs and Waid years was how much affection and respect the Rogues had for Wally.  But Johns discards that immediately to talk about how much better Barry was.  Ugh.

One of the things I loved about the Messner-Loebs and Waid years was how much affection and respect the Rogues had for Wally.  But Johns discards that immediately to talk about how much better Barry was.  Ugh.


And here we have Captain Cold freezing a cop’s jaw and then punching it off while saying something dumb about his own name.  Do you think Geoff Johns ever gets tired of being a parody of himself?

And here we have Captain Cold freezing a cop’s jaw and then punching it off while saying something dumb about his own name.  Do you think Geoff Johns ever gets tired of being a parody of himself?


Hey, it’s a shit-ton of zero-list Silver Age characters (are those the fucking Sea Devils???) for no reason!  I AM SO SURPRISED.

Hey, it’s a shit-ton of zero-list Silver Age characters (are those the fucking Sea Devils???) for no reason!  I AM SO SURPRISED.