lolz

lolz


Hee!  Oh Bart.  <3

Hee!  Oh Bart.  <3


Okay, you got me.  I like Val.

Okay, you got me.  I like Val.


EXCUSE YOU, but Bart spent his formative years - the ones in which he actually learned English - in Manchester, Alabama.  His accent is pure cornpone.

EXCUSE YOU, but Bart spent his formative years - the ones in which he actually learned English - in Manchester, Alabama.  His accent is pure cornpone.


Dear Karl Kerschl, please always be drawing a beautiful woodland-creature-like Bart batting his eyelashes at me.  Thank you.

Dear Karl Kerschl, please always be drawing a beautiful woodland-creature-like Bart batting his eyelashes at me.  Thank you.


Um, Barry never knew Bart.  He died before Bart&#8217;s father was born.  What is this?

Um, Barry never knew Bart.  He died before Bart’s father was born.  What is this?


Q
Bart was 21, not 20. People forget that the books jumped forward a year. He was 16, aged 4 years in the timestream, and then the whole universe took a one year jump. 16+4+1=21
A

Fair enough, my bad!  Drink it up, fleetfeet. :P


So this is supposed to be all &#8220;Woohoo, Bart&#8217;s a grownup and old enough to drink now!&#8221;  Except…he&#8217;s 20.  So…he could just as easily have been doing this when he was 16.

So this is supposed to be all “Woohoo, Bart’s a grownup and old enough to drink now!”  Except…he’s 20.  So…he could just as easily have been doing this when he was 16.


Uh, Tina, I know you like Wally and everything, but he was in no way Bart&#8217;s best friend.

Uh, Tina, I know you like Wally and everything, but he was in no way Bart’s best friend.


Siiigh. Here we go.
(The series is actually pretty okay!  But I don&#8217;t want to read about Bart&#8217;s death.  HE IS MY PRECIOUS BABY SNOWFLAKE.)

Siiigh. Here we go.

(The series is actually pretty okay!  But I don’t want to read about Bart’s death.  HE IS MY PRECIOUS BABY SNOWFLAKE.)