This is an impressive instance of getting Diana, Clark, and Wally all wrong in one issue.  Wally loves perks!  And I’m pretty sure Clark didn’t cause Krypton to blow up so he could have a parade.  Or Bruce to have his parents killed for the “perks.”  You douche.


Wally West: Xenophobe.

Wally West: Xenophobe.


I have those same pajamas, Linda!  I, too, like to wear them with a pushup bra and the shorts hiked up until they bunch uncomfortably around my business.

I have those same pajamas, Linda!  I, too, like to wear them with a pushup bra and the shorts hiked up until they bunch uncomfortably around my business.


I saw what you did there with “running.”  I get it.  You didn’t need to italicize it.

I saw what you did there with “running.”  I get it.  You didn’t need to italicize it.


I don’t particularly care for Batman, and even I’m offended by the idea that he doesn’t do what he does to protect the innocent.

I don’t particularly care for Batman, and even I’m offended by the idea that he doesn’t do what he does to protect the innocent.


ARGH THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY.  STOP BLAMING WALLY FOR BEING A PUBLIC HERO, JOHNS!  His ID was revealed when Barry’s was, because of Barry’s death!  IT’S NOT WALLY’S FAULT.  Also, public heroes are THE BEST.

ARGH THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY.  STOP BLAMING WALLY FOR BEING A PUBLIC HERO, JOHNS!  His ID was revealed when Barry’s was, because of Barry’s death!  IT’S NOT WALLY’S FAULT.  Also, public heroes are THE BEST.


Yes, yes, two men punching each other with their eyes closed and spittle flying out of their mouths.  Comics are wonderful!

Yes, yes, two men punching each other with their eyes closed and spittle flying out of their mouths.  Comics are wonderful!


Okay, but this storyline about how Zoom wants Wally to face tragedy to be a better hero?  Is also what Johns is doing to him, and what he’s done to every hero he’s written (the nonsense with Barry’s mom oh my goddddd).  So does Johns realize he’s literally the villain of his own stories, or…?

Okay, but this storyline about how Zoom wants Wally to face tragedy to be a better hero?  Is also what Johns is doing to him, and what he’s done to every hero he’s written (the nonsense with Barry’s mom oh my goddddd).  So does Johns realize he’s literally the villain of his own stories, or…?


Yes, this dialogue is very natural and totally how people talk, good job.

Yes, this dialogue is very natural and totally how people talk, good job.


HEAT WAVE. <3 <3 <3  GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AT CADMUS, HEAT WAVE.  #theonlyheatwaveguardianshipperintheuniverse

HEAT WAVE. <3 <3 <3  GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AT CADMUS, HEAT WAVE.  #theonlyheatwaveguardianshipperintheuniverse